joke ... from the prison

A laughter evening was yesterday. For beginning we watched a TV show about one man who organized a firm and after swindled a lot of people.
The funniest began later, when we discussed how to resolve this problem, how to teach such kinds of swindlers.
The funnies variant was - to put the swindler in prison and to tell him if he wouldn't give all money back in 3 months, he would release from the prison.
But not simply let him out - but before about this will be declared on the TV - in advance, so all those whom he has deceived, could come and meet him at the gates...  And all all these people have the right to spit for example in him or to throw something or to tear off a piece from his clothes for that sum on which he has been deceived.
And so on!